super glue/ silicon*(if u can find a small enought tip) in the key holes. cutting the valve steams of the tires(cheap damage but still a pain in the ass to have fixed when all 4 are done.)wire cutters is he has spokes or sledg hammer if it's rims(don't know jack about bikes). and on and on.
RIC middle GA sux & my spelling does too. wish i was tampa or san antonio AIM name "NINMM2000" or reg aol sn"NINnNINTY9"